Do You Know What It's Like On The Outside?

Even in these prohibitive winter months, one should make a point of getting outside. 

For, as grandpa used to say: "Isolation eats the mind and leaves behind another set of thinking springs as an awkward clockwork in the brain box ticking and talking like a Seussian hero bent on saving the world with epic silliness." 

Homestead Sketches Series No. 1

Sate Your Porpoise

The Tendrilville Happenstance is a publication frequently perused by Ploo. He enjoys kicking back on his haunches and keeping himself up to date on the latest news in his humble hometown where Phlox E. Appleskin shirks her duties and slinky narworms stalk the foothills. 

So may these words floating in the luminiferous cyber-ether keep their readers up to date on what's happening in the land of Drat and its lowly authors.